The Score on Terror
It’s not all about Christians fighting Muslims, there are communists too
The War on Terror cannot be called a war between religions, because terror has been used by all religions at some time or another in Man’s long history. That the primary combatants happen to be Christians from my preferred nation of The United States of America and muslims from various Middle-Eastern caliphates is irrelevant. This war is just and righteous because it is against something which God hates above all other things - stuff that threatens America. Those few muslims who have distorted Islam into a horrible and terrifying force for evil, communists who hold power over regimes bent on world domination, and dictators who wage war against their own people - they are the enemy of America, and they are the enemy of God. When God picks a side it is usually pretty obvious, and that is why we have decided to publish the official openjesus.org Score on Terror. It not only proves that God is on the side of the United States of America, but further proves His existence. How else could someone be winning 3,659 to 67,000 in a war?
The statistics are pulled from this page and this page, both of which derive stats from a number of additional sources. The justness of the war is determined by dividing the number of Americans killed in fighting into the number of terrorists killed. This produces what we call the Justness Factor. The higher the number, the more God supports the overall military strategy in the conflict. We then produce a second factor for the civilian tolls. This represents how well the people are supporting God in His support of the war, as reflected in His support of keeping people from getting blown up, intentionally or otherwise. The data will be updated as frequently as I feel like updating it, and someday I might even conjure up a graph.
May 13, 2007: The most recent stats list 67,000 terrorists killed or captured and 3,659 Americans killed. The Justness Factor is therefore currently 18.3. On the civilian side the team backed by God (U.S.A.) has 2,973 deaths, while the communists, radical muslims, and dictators participating in the Global War on Terror have lost over 650,000 people. Obviously God supports the USA, to a factor of 218.6.
