Does digg.com hate Jesus?
Posted by Jesus on June 10, 2008
You’re not going to believe what happened to me yesterday. I was catching up with a few of my many fans on digg.com and decided to impart a little bit of wisdom to readers of a story about John McCain. I said something about 9/11 being punishment for America’s continued acceptance of fags, followed that up with a little pep talk on how to avoid tornadoes, and capped it off with something about America being just fine as long as McCain was half the Christian George Bush is. Next thing I know I’m banned from digg.com, and the prayers start pouring in from souls lost and bewildered without my presence in their digital lives. It was complete havoc.
Have you been watching the news lately? A hundred thousand or more dead in Burma. Tens of thousands in China. God is obviously at work in Asia. Of course He works in very mysterious ways, so you probably don’t yet understand why He feels the need to extinguish so many lives in so short a time. You probably won’t understand, but today I’m going to try to explain this to you. Dad killed all of those people for good reason, and no one up here in Heaven is really sure He’s done yet.
Children, I have sad news. Moses is in U.S. custody at Guantanamo Bay along with our two envoys, and we cannot reach him through our prayer channels. He was captured more than a week ago 
