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		<title>Allowing fags to get married is dangerous</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yesterday the voters of Maine chose to maintain the sanctity of marriage, overturning a previous law which granted fag couples the right to be recognized as something other than the filthy whores they really are. The party still continues in Heaven today, where the campaigning for ever-increasing scrutiny and hate for fags continues unabated, but [...]]]></description>
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		<title>You&#8217;re welcome</title>
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Look, I know that sometimes it looks like I don&#8217;t care, or even worse that I&#8217;m not there at all. It&#8217;s just that the weight of the world is sometimes a lot to bear, so things get dropped. Sometimes we mask it, saying that it was God&#8217;s Will or something, but the truth is that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What Obama&#8217;s win means for the Apocalypse</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, it&#8217;s been a crazy week. Between packing up campaign offices from Heaven City to Dallas, giving the reassuring word to hundreds of millions of people soon to be made destitute and socialist against their wills, and trying to keep God and Moses from bringing the Apocalypse upon you, this has been one hell of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jesus needs $700 billion dollars</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Children, Heaven is in dire straits. We have come to rely on your gracious and constant outpouring of large donations to maintain our Holy infrastructure, but offerings have dried up in recent months. Heaven is facing a severe liquidity crisis. We need an immediate $700 billion dollars in tithes or else we face the certain [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Famous &#8220;Stone Your Kids&#8221; Case</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hello loyal readers and seekers of His Word in Truth, this is Moses.  Don&#8217;t worry, Jesus is fine, he&#8217;s just spending the day with Luciano, who as you may know is a recent arrival up here. They&#8217;re rehearsing for their performance tonight at God&#8217;s birthday party. I know what you&#8217;re thinking &#8211; God doesn&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
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