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		<title>Corey Haim is going to Hell for being a pussy</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[I know a whole bunch of you loved that whiny, snot-nosed, pathetic weenie bitch Corey Haim, and for those of you who did today&#8217;s post may be a little tough to swallow. Corey was a pussy, you see, and as we all know pussies don&#8217;t get to go to Heaven. Not even pussies that lucked [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Brittany Murphy will join Buckley in Hell</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Dec 2009 21:41:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Like most good Christians I am a huge King of the Hill fan. In fact, if I weren&#8217;t the son of God and savior of mankind, I would undoubtedly live in Texas and sell propane and propane accessories. What I wouldn&#8217;t do, however, is allow a filthy, untalented, self-centered, idiot whorebag niece like Luanne to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tiger Woods (and his whores) are going to Hell</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Dec 2009 09:56:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[We&#8217;ve all been holding our breath up here, hoping that God might deliver the first pardon of His career, but it doesn&#8217;t look good for Tiger. I guess since this is the only thing you guys are praying in about lately that I ought to tell it like it is. Tiger Woods is going to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>10 reasons Sarah Palin is going to Hell</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 20:14:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[She&#8217;s been all over the news lately, has a new book out, might be running for President in 2012 and, according to God, is the single stupidest human being yet created. Sarah Palin, attention-whore, actual whore, and mother to a whore, is going to Hell. Here are ten reasons why, complete with scripture to back [...]]]></description>
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		<title>All Goldman Sachs employees are going to Hell!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 00:19:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I know your economy sucks. I know a lot of your are losing your jobs, your houses, and even your ability to retire. But you&#8217;ve brought it on yourself, allowing gays to prance around openly and abortions to be made available on every street corner. Even in His wrath God still has a gift for [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mark Sanford is going to Hell for extramarital sex</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Jun 2009 21:54:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I apologize, my children. I should have told you earlier that South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford was a filthy whoremonger and cheater. As you&#8217;ve probably heard by now, he&#8217;s been outed by your mainstream media in what is only the latest in a series of running sex scandals for God&#8217;s chosen Republican Party. If they [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Why fags shouldn&#8217;t have kids</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Jun 2009 19:48:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[My children, a great injustice has been done in Georgia. In what will unquestionably go down as one of the single worst decisions in the history of world jurisprudence, the Georgia Supreme Court has decided that the children of a man who chose late in his life to defy God and live a life of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>George Tiller gets aborted</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Jun 2009 16:33:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jesus</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Of course you&#8217;ve all heard the news by now, prominent baby killer George Tiller was late-late-term aborted by God yesterday in his home church in Kansas. George has been on God&#8217;s shitlist for a while now, being that killing babies is something He tends to frown upon. I&#8217;ve offered to take care of George personally [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Children who hunt Easter eggs go to Hell</title>
		<link>http://www.openjesus.org/2009/children-who-hunt-easter-eggs-go-to-hell/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Apr 2009 20:53:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jesus</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s Good Friday again, which means that Heaven is working overtime this Easter weekend damning the millions of you who take part in the pagan rituals you&#8217;ve somehow come to believe are Christian in nature. In case you missed my posts on the subject in 2007 and 2008 it might be helpful to go back [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Everyone at AIG is going to Hell</title>
		<link>http://www.openjesus.org/2009/everyone-at-aig-is-going-to-hell/</link>
		<comments>http://www.openjesus.org/2009/everyone-at-aig-is-going-to-hell/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Mar 2009 21:55:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s been a long time since I&#8217;ve damned an entire corporation to Hell. I put board members, executives, and individual business owners to an eternity of torment every day, but it takes something truly special to demand the absolute damnation of every single employee of any given corporation. Never in history, however, has such an [...]]]></description>
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