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		<title>10 problems condoms make worse</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve been receiving a lot of prayers about the Pope&#8217;s recent comments in Africa about condom use there making the AIDS problem worse. I wish I could claim that all good Christians know that condoms are completely and unequivocally against God&#8217;s Holy Law and that their use is strictly forbidden under penalty of His wrath, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Five things I love about Rick Warren</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[My friends, it has been some time since I&#8217;ve spoken with you. God keeps me busy here in Heaven, so  I often miss chances to come and tell you of the wonderful things He has planned for you. I&#8217;ve been particularly busy mentoring an up-and-coming warrior in the morality fight, my good friend Pastor Rick [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Seven things Jesus is thankful for</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, it&#8217;s Thanksgiving. Today we&#8217;re recognizing the day upon which God&#8217;s chosen explorers met the savage heathens you call American Indians and began the long and wonderful process of forced conversion through disease, coercion, and murder. It&#8217;s a wonderful little slice of history, and a great example of how a people who worship something asinine [...]]]></description>
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		<title>10 reasons Sarah Palin should quit</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Sep 2008 19:31:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m sure most of you know by now that I have joined the McCain/Palin campaign in an official capacity. It&#8217;s been a very trying time for me and my staff, both because John McCain is a very sick man requiring almost constant miraculous intervention to continue speaking coherently, and because Sarah Palin is the single [...]]]></description>
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		<title>10 Reasons to Bomb Iran</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[The time has come to discuss a matter of great importance with all of God&#8217;s people. The threat of Iran to the United States and to the world is grave, and must be addressed openly and in unequivocal terms. Heaven has been in direct contact with the Bush administration for the last several years on [...]]]></description>
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		<title>10 Reasons Believers are Happier Than Atheists</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Leslie pointed me to a great article yesterday about why believers are happier than atheists. Although the story is short, there are a few key reasons given for the overall happiness of believers, and some actual evidence to back them up. I spoke to God on the matter, Who after reading the article Himself has [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Top Ten Reasons Not to Overthrow Your Government</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Jul 2007 19:17:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s difficult to know what happens on the Sabbath around here, as God shuts Heaven completely down. There&#8217;s no Internet access, no shops open, and no prayers being answered. The only person who works on the Sabbath is the Holy Spirit, and even she has it easy. Most of you go to church on the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Top 10 reasons to believe in God</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 May 2007 16:23:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jesus</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There are exactly six hundred trillion billion thousand, nine hundred and seventy two reasons to believe in God. Moses and I spent most of our Sabbath yesterday in a little boat out on my private pond pondering them all, and from our discussion came a list. I won&#8217;t bore you with the details. Here we [...]]]></description>
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		<title>10 reasons firing atheists is O.K.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 May 2007 11:06:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jesus</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The story is out there, I&#8217;m sure you&#8217;ve all seen it by now. Austin &#8220;Jack&#8221; DeCoster fired an atheist for being an atheist. Sure, there are all of these alternate explanations, like &#8220;poor job performance,&#8221; but Jesus is going to just tell it like it is. He was an atheist, and he got canned for [...]]]></description>
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