Ft. Hood massacre FINALLY called terrorism

Posted by Jesus on January 15, 2010

It’s taken way too long for the US federal government to acknowledge the obvious: the recent massacre at a US military institution by a muslim was nothing short of an act of terrorism. Of course all good Christians knew this the second it became clear that a muslim was involved, but it’s good to finally get those in power to listen to reason.

Now I know what some of you are thinking. If it’s terrorism when a muslim kills unarmed soldiers at a military base in the USA, then it has to also be terrorism when a Predator drone kills unarmed muslims in their camps halfway around the world, right?. This is, of course, not true. The important thing to remember is that only muslims can be terrorists. When a Christian kills an unarmed muslim at a military installation it is not terrorism, but justice in war. Had this been a fundamentalist Christian opening fire on a bunch of soldiers waiting for deployment in Saudi Arabia or Iran we’d be telling a much different story. There would be medals and ticker tape and all that stuff.

From the article:

A senior official in President Barack Obama’s administration declined to say whether Hasan might have been taking orders from abroad but did call the shooting “an act of terrorism.”

It was a rare use of the phrase by an administration official to describe the Fort Hood killing spree.

“It certainly in my mind was an act of terrorism as far as the tactic that was used,” the official, who declined to be named, told reporters.

Exactly. This wasn’t a case of Christian killing muslims; it was a filthy, rotten, no-good, false-god-believing, allah-worshiping muslim who killed good, honest, wholesome, unarmed Christian soldiers in God’s personal army. It’s reprehensible. It’s intolerable. It’s the type of thing that only the horrible and twisted mind of a muslim who hates Americans for their freedom couple possibly imagine. It was, in short, an act of undeniable terrorism.

And it’s about time the federal government got that.

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