U.S. Army lets muslim join, mass murder ensues

Posted by Jesus on November 6, 2009

We all know that the United States was founded as a Christian nation. There’s no debating that. General George Washington used to talk about how he was fighting for God. John Adams went door-to-door delivering tracts. Thomas Jefferson, in one of the boldest acts of early American Christianity, even owned slaves. In fact, so irrefutable is the USA’s position as a solely Christian nation that God has decided to start punishing you for even allowing muslims to serve in any official capacity. Yesterday was His first lesson.

Of course I can’t see how any of you would be surprised at all when a muslim soldier kills more than a dozen soldiers at a US base. We all know that every single muslim, regardless of how much “peace” they speak or how westernized they appear, is bound by the koran to murder as many Americans as possible. Just like every good Christian must stone their unruly children and refuse to partake in the enjoyment of shellfish, so must every muslim murder as many white people as possible. It’s right there in their book. You can’t say you’re a muslim and not follow the koran any more than you can say you’re a Christian and not follow the Bible, right?

My biggest question is how a guy named Nidal Malik Hasan could even get past a recruitment office. It’s the job of recruiters to weed out the unsavory element, which includes not only fat kids and braniacs, but also, clearly, muslims. You would expect any God-fearing, Christian, sane American to take one look at that name and just toss the guy.

But don’t take my word for it, even the wonderful US Senator from Texas Kay Bailey Hutchison recognizes that his name “tells us a lot.”

What happened yesterday is a crystal clear example of what you should all expect from every muslim living around you. That they haven’t killed you and everyone you know by now isn’t supposed to be taken as an indication that they won’t. If your neighbor is Abed Hasik somethingorother, move. If you kids are being taught by Asalah Habin whatever, change schools. And for the love of me, if a guy named Nidal Malik Hasan wants to join the Army, send his ass to Iraq on a deportation ship, not with orders on a military plane. Take it from Senator Kay Bailey Hutchison and Shepard Smith, “the name tells us a lot.”

As much as I hate to see God’s chosen soldiers killed by muslims anywhere in the world, you have to understand that this is how God sends His lessons. He’s been killing you since the dawn of time, and throughout the ages He’s used muslims as His primary tools on many occasions. I’d expect that trend to pick up steam going forward too, because it clearly has an impact on you. You’ve killed so many muslims since 9/11 that in God’s eyes His using muslims to stir you up can be considered nothing short of a miraculous success. The survivors of Nidal Malik Hasan’s rampage are expected to kill hundreds of muslims each in Iraq in a God-driven holy retribution as well. If letting muslims kill you on your own turf continues to pay dividends like this, then what possible cause does God have for letting it stop?

Of course there is one way to keep muslims from killing you. Toss them from your schools. Throw them out of your social clubs. Pass laws banning them from owning guns or other weapons. Force them all to live in one place so that good Christians can avoid them easily. Wherever possible, eject them from God’s lands. Definitely don’t let them learn to fly airplanes or work on farms where they’ll have access to fertilizer. It’s probably best not to let them become President too. That one definitely needs some work.

But most importantly, keep them out of God’s armed forces. You’ve been warned.

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