Lesbians in school: a moral crisis

Posted by Jesus on January 30, 2009

I’ve been busy all week in California, my children, fighting what may be one of the most dangerous scourges ever to face the education system. That’s right, lesbians. Aside from the inalienable truth that God hates all fags, irrespective of their skin color, gender, religious makeup, family history, or any of that other Title 7 crap, lesbians are just not something the school system is equipped to handle. Lesbian schoolgirls represent a moral crisis of the highest order, and one about which Moses and I intend to stay well informed in the days to come. Very well informed.

The case I just finished up was a private Lutheran High School, so we managed to get the lesbian whores expelled on a technically. Since the school isn’t a business and isn’t publicly-funded it isn’t legally required to follow discrimination laws, which means it can throw anybody out for any reason. That’s right, score one for Christianity and the ongoing separate but equal struggle!

From the article:

The dispute started when a student at the school told a teacher in 2005 that one of the girls had said she loved the other. The student advised the teacher to look at the girls’ MySpace pages. One of the girls was identified as bisexual on her MySpace page, the other’s page said she was “not sure” of her sexual orientation.

McKay said the website also contained a photograph of the girls hugging.

According to the principal, who called each girl out of class separately, both admitted they had hugged and kissed each other and told other students they were lesbians. The girls said they admitted only that they loved each other as friends.

The principal “just looked at me like I was a disease and I was so wrong,” one of the girls later said. They were identified in the legal proceedings only as Jane Doe and Mary Roe.

There’s a reason good Christians look at lesbians like they’re diseased and wrong. It’s because they’re diseased and wrong. I mean, have you looked at a vagina lately? Does it look like something God intended women to enjoy? I’ll save you the sin of having to consider that personally and just tell you the answer: no, He didn’t.

And who do you think it is that represents that small sliver of non-gay-male AIDS sufferers? That’s right – lesbians.

Lesbians in school represent an even bigger problem though. It means that the parents are failing these kids long before they choose to be fags. You see, the Bible doesn’t say that you should expel lesbians. It says you should stone them to death. If the parents were taking care of business at home society wouldn’t have to deal with lesbians in business, in politics, and most certainly not in your schools.

For the love of God, will you please think of the children? Stone your lesbian kids for a better tomorrow.

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