Ted Kennedy is going to Hell. Soon.
Posted by Jerry Falwell on May 20, 2008
I don’t know if it was the dead girl in the river, the choir boy in the Hamptons, the illegal immigrant orgy last summer, or the free abortions Kennedy provided in his private Olympic-size pool. Senator Ted Kennedy has a brain tumor, and it’s bad. Leave it to God to always know what you humans need, for good or for bad, in health or in poverty, in election season or American Idol season. He’ll stand you up as tall and as strong as a mountain or collapse you on yourself with a flick of His AIDS. When God sends you a message you’re supposed to get it. So my question tonight is to Ted Kennedy: are you listening?
When God sent the minions of His enemy to attack New York on 9/11 did you all listen? Certainly not. Pat Robertson and I went on live television and told you over and over again that you were reaping His judgment for allowing homosexuality and sin to continue in your country. I was right then, and I’m right today. Ted Kennedy has been a key player in Satan’s continued march in the United States, and today God sent him, his family, and all of you a clear message: support fags and get a brain tumor.
I know that a lot of pastors will call upon their congregation to see Kennedy as a human, to feel compassion to a man who has just received bad news. I understand their intention, because we all share in the sorrow that must hang over the Kennedy family again today. It is tragic, and something no one would ever hope to have happen to anyone they love, or even to anyone they do not love. But let us not forget the message God has planted for us today in the swollen head of America’s national drunk. You are loved by God, because He loves everyone, but sometimes His love isn’t enough to keep you from getting a brain tumor. Sometimes it is His love, in fact, which gives Him reason to conjure such an important message in your very skull. How could you not listen to Him now?
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Dromedaryhump said,
Jerry, sorry but, aren’t you still DEAD?
If so, I can only surmise that you are writing this dispatch from Hell…unless I missed something.
morty said,
Ted Kennedy’s just a spoiled brat who never worked a day in his life and spent his entire adulthood drunk or high because deep down inside he feels he never accomplished anything on his own and hates life.
morty is an asshat said,
morty, true or not, nobody cares what you think.
SPIC MUTILATOR said,
I will be so happy when ted dies . he is a pice of sh it .
Bernadette-Marie said,
I think Kennedy has made a lot of wrong decisions in his life – he could have been the greatest role model for the sanctity of life and yet chose another way. I’m praying for his soul – I hope before dies he asks Our Blessed Lord for forgiveness so all his sins. I don’t want him or any of his cohorts to go to hell. God is capable of showing immense mercy and forgiveness. I hope Kennedy asks for this before he meets him.
Elle said,
I’m relieved to hear he is going to hell, make it extra hot for him.
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