Heath Ledger is going to Hell

Posted by Jesus on January 23, 2008

I know, Heath Ledger is dead. He was one of your most aspiring actors, had boundless talent, could have cured cancer, and defecated pure platinum bars. Between reversing blindness in orphans and rescuing toddlers from starvation in Africa, Heath still managed to find time to make an assload of money on gay film projects and spend heavily on drugs. No matter what all of you think of poor, dead Heath, the fact remains that he’s going to Hell.

What’s the alternative? Do you really think we’re going to let a man into Heaven who played a gay cowboy in a movie? His taking that role was an explicit personal acceptance of a filthy and immoral lifestyle, and regardless of whether or not Heath himself was actually a fag the role was enough to damn him. His other parts didn’t help either. He was in Monster’s Ball as well, which gave the impression that it was alright in the eyes of the Lord to have interracial sex, which it absolutely is not. And what about his latest gig? A psychopathic murderous clown in a movie about a vigilante bat-person? If you can’t see how Heath’s choice of movie roles directly contributed his less-than-considerable talents to the coffers of the Devil, then you’re probably too stupid to make it to Heaven yourself.

Then you add into the equasion that he killed himself (I know, the media is still saying it might have been accidental, but you’ll just have to trust fair, omnipotent Jesus on this one), and there just isn’t any way we could let him in. There was just too much stacked against him, from the Satanic movie roles to the heavy drug use, excessive womanizing, failure to commit his life completely and utterly to the Lord, and even suicide. Heath Ledger was a bad person and the exact opposite of what being a good Christian means.

Of course if you’re a big fan you can just ask him all about it when you get to Hell. Heath will be there, waiting for you in an eternal state of Brokeback penetration.

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Casey Lee said,

For all you so callled “Christians” out there….first off you are not god…you know nothing about this person…you do not know his relationship with this so called “god.” and like i said YOUR NOT GOD, so who are you to say who goes to hell and who doesnt thats up to “GOD” not some bored low lives that i can surely say are “sinners” you retards preach that as a positive thing in your groups you call “church” but in reality all you Christians are searching for forgiveness on shit you committed…so you use this religion as leverage to justify your past…quite clever but really pathetic ….but for all you basterds out there PROVE TO ME THAT THERE IS A GOD AND THAT THERE IS A CHRIST…. YOU CANT SO FUCK OFF
Jesus said,

Listen Casey, I appreciate your attempt here, and I want you to know it was really nice what you did to that puppy the other day, but I think it’s time we talked about something serious.

You need to learn to communicate. No one has a clue what you meant there. Get off the Internet, pay attention in school (English class is there for a reason), and make something of yourself.

And stop touching yourself. God doesn’t like that.
kayla said,

Ok! IM A CHRISTIAN MYSELF AND IT SAYS IN THE BIBE THAT MAN SHOULD NOT LAY WITH ANOTHER MAN OR WITH ANIMALS. BUT UR NOT GOD AND U SHOULDNT SAY THAT HE WILL BE JUDGED FOR WHAT HE HAS DONE AND ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE HIM. SO WHATS IT TO YOU IT MAY HAVE BEEN WRONG TO PLAY A GAY COWBOY BUT NEXT TIME LOOK AT YOUR SELVES!!!!!!!!!!!
Bob said,

Love the site man! but some of the comments I’m reading are much more amusing, even without the hint of sarcasm.
R.S. said,

Geez, my message got erased so here it is again.

All I can say is that none of you guys are understanding who Jesus is. You can only be saved by him not by the law. Whether you play a gay role, murder, rape, bad language, or etc…it’s all the same to God. It’s all SIN. Whether heath is down there or not…you have no right to judge. It is one thing to God to judge but another to restore other Christians bc after all we are not free from sin…not yet at least. So, I speak as a Christian telling to another. Brother, you need to read your NEW testament often. The Old testament isn’t what we preach but to show only the prophecies that Jesus is the messiah. However, yes, we do go over the old testament bc it is history. A true Christian will know what’s right and wrong and know how to get rid of it. Therefore you help that person. On the other hand, a non-Christian will not understand sin but only in their own way…YOU DON’T JUDGE THAT PERSON but try to preach to him and help him as well. You don’t see Jesus going around carrying bashful signs or on who’s going to hell or heaven. That isn’t his main message. Geez, what is wrong with you people? You wonder why many turn their backs away from God. I’m sorry to this but I don’t blame them. I pray to Christ that he forgives you for this comment and forgive the people who even commented on this incorrectly. I even apologize and am ashamed for this message to be even shown. May God have mercy on all of our souls. Bc in the end…none of us deserves to be in heaven but that is why JESUS LOVES SINNERS. Forgive us lord…Amen.
Jorge Landa said,

Your not a christian, you have no love or respect. Jesus had so and you show no sign of it. I therefor come to the conclusion that with no signs of being a christian, you will be in hell with Keith Ledger, if he is even there? Since your not God, though you play so, you may play yourself right into the hands of the enemy, Satan. For his works you appear to do. I pray God forgives you for smearing his name and the name of Christian with your trash and biggotry.
I am glad the Jesus I serve is not like you, for I would not serve him if he were, but would be greatly discouraged and not know where to turn. May people who read this junk find that Jesus is nothing like you and your ideas, but something completely different. They only have to read the New testament to find out that he had a completely different spirit.
Thanks be to God.
Amen