Fellow Barack Obama churchgoer mocks atheist!

Posted by Jesus on April 7, 2008

I’ve just received an interesting prayer out of Chicago. It seems that an atheist stood up in a city council meeting and started denying God in public! There is a growing concern in Heaven over evangelical atheism’s continued assault on the Truth, but seeing people stand up in government meetings and on government property to espouse their disbelief in the Almighty is beyond the pale. Something must be done. Fortunately for all of us, Rep. Monique Davis (D-Chicago), a fellow congregant at Barack Obama’s home Church, was there to speak for us all.

Monique Davis did the single best thing a Christian can do in just such a situation. She spoke up and shut down an atheist in the meeting, telling him that he has no right to speak his views in such a venue. How much more perfect could a Christian be? This is the type of behavior I really want to see out of everyone. And, since she attends the same church as Barack Hussein Obama, you could probably logically assume that he might also ridicule Christians at every turn, right? Not likely, as it turns out. Instead of performing his duty as a Christian to openly make fun of atheists, he gives speeches on religious tolerance instead. Not much of a Christian, all things considered. At least some people in Rev. Wright’s church understand their role as government leaders, even if Mr. Obama does not.

From the article:

This is the Land of Lincoln where people believe in God,” Davis said. “Get out of that seat . . . You have no right to be here! We believe in something. You believe in destroying! You believe in destroying what this state was built upon.”

This is one the of the single happiest days of my life, to finally see an agent of government step up and explain to these nutcase delusional atheists that their lies have no place in a civilized, faith-based society. If they want to continue basing their core beliefs on thousands of years of science and reason, then they can take their Einsteins and their Newtons and their Hawkings and shove off for atheist Russia. The United States of America is a Christian nation, and if atheists can’t understand that then it’s up to good Christians to get the message across to them.

Mock them. Ridicule them. Make light of their beliefs. Educate yourself in the Biblical interpretations of science and history so that you can explain the truth to them when they open their nasty heathen mouths. The time is now to step up and tell atheists where they can put their logic and their philosophy and their idiotic human rights.

Oh, and for the record, Lincoln was an atheist too. Factor that into the whole slave equation and see if something shakes out differently next time you get intellectually curious about the Old Testament. In any case, we’re going to overlook Monique’s history blunder and award her the Jesus Jackpot anyway. When she dies she’ll actually skip the Pearly Gates and enter through the side door, the very same which Lincoln himself used following his assassination. No paperwork, no Book of Life review, and no indoctrination. This is the reward for standing up to atheism. Paradise, for eternity. Congratulations Monique!

Related Posts

• The Saved
• Obama wants kindergarteners to learn sex
• Five things I love about Rick Warren
• Hussein Obama - is he the guy?
• The Atheist Amnesty Program
• 10 reasons firing atheists is O.K.
• The Damned