Ron Paul is going to Hell
Posted by Jesus on January 30, 2008
If you’ve been on the Internet for any period of time, you’re likely to have heard of a guy named Ron Paul. He is a Congressman from Texas who specializes in individual liberty, constitutional awareness, self-sufficiency, elimination of government waste, budgetary responsibility, and a whole list of typical Christian values. To many of you, then, it will come as something of a surprise that Ron Paul and his small but potent group of followers are all going to Hell. Rest assured that we in Heaven have a very good reason for damning Dr. Paul and all who associate with him. In fact, we have several reasons. To keep things brief I’ll give you five of them today.
There are few things I hate more than false idols. Fags, child molesters, muslims, and members of the ACLU all rank up there among the worst people your society produces, but even they don’t evoke the deep hatred and wrath-bringing associated with one who would worship something so obviously flawed as a god who isn’t God. Even so, there are degrees of false idol worship which go well beyond your typical golden calf or fat, rich, meditative leader. In America, and indeed around the world, there are people who are more twisted in their beliefs than even the muslims with their idiotic false prophet Mohammad and the wiccans with their love of earth and wind. These people are scientologists, and they are the single most damned group of people the world may ever know.
I know, Heath Ledger is dead. He was one of your most aspiring actors, had boundless talent, could have cured cancer, and defecated pure platinum bars. Between reversing blindness in orphans and rescuing toddlers from starvation in Africa, Heath still managed to find time to make an assload of money on gay film projects and spend heavily on drugs. No matter what all of you think of poor, dead Heath, the fact remains that he’s going to Hell.
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