The Creation

Posted by Jesus on March 4, 2007

So Dad and I had a nice long talk, and he basically decided that it was my responsibility to find some way to refocus our children. That means all of you. Now I’m not meaning to be picky, and we all know that I would never cast the first stone at any of my own, but come on people! Do you have any idea how hard I worked to set things right there?

What I’m planning to do here is talk about whatever is in the news and answer the question “What would I do?” I’ll also be clarifying some of the more minor points of living in harmony, such as when it is appropriate to eliminate a rival tribe completely and what one should do with children who don’t behave. Where appropriate I will point to examples of people doing all of the right things and examples of people who will be going to Hell. Above all, however, I will be answering your questions. If you’d like to contact me and don’t already know how, click here to be enlightened.

I guess you can basically expect to see this site running completely in about the time it takes anything else to happen around here. Check back in 7 days.

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