Poor little girls
Posted by Jesus on May 30, 2007
I’m sorry I’ve been a little busy lately. I just picked up a mean new processor and board, and for the last couple of days I’ve been tweaking Ubuntu and just relaxing. Yesterday I was going to write you all a little something about sex, but I’ve also been a little overwhelmed by the death of those little girls. Those always get me.
Dad and I talked about it though, and He had a good reason for all of that. Two of the three little girls who died are going to be messengers for a program Dad is starting soon. It’s sort of like the Girl Scouts, but instead of stupid little outfits and arts and crafts time they’ll be out saving the souls of their young peers. You’re all damning yourselves younger and younger now. It was only a matter of time before Dad had to get creative too.
I’m still trying to get Beryl working just right again, but I’ll be back to enlighten you all soon enough.
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