Onward Christian Soldiers!

Posted by Jesus on August 10, 2007

It’s time to bring back the draft. Bush’s top Generals say it’s “always been an option on the table.” Listen, children, the war you’re in is against people who have distorted reality. They believe that blowing themselves up in crowded markets is what Dad wants them to do. That’s just flat wrong. So if the United States of America, which is the single most blessed nation on Earth, needs you to go to war to protect God, then you need to learn to shoot. Quickly.

From the article:

“Frequent tours for U.S. forces in Iraq and Afghanistan have stressed the all-volunteer force and made it worth considering a return to a military draft, President Bush’s new war adviser said Friday.”

No one should be surprised. The enemy is nasty, and it’s always tough to find people willing to fight nasty enemies. The draft is almost a necessity at some point if we really want to win the War on Terror. Think about it - all you need is Giuliani or McCain, and it’s war for another four years. Who’s going to man the trenches in Iran and Saudi Arabia when the next round begins? And once Russia and China finally team up you’ll need to put down some more filthy commies, so the draft is simply a reality coming true.

The war against non-Christians is coming. The Apocalypse is coming. Soon all will fight. Soon all will be drafted. Will you fight, Christian Soldier?

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