It’s not me, you fools

Posted by Jesus on June 20, 2007

You people often surprise me with your foolishness. Seriously. A knot in a tree outside a church in Memphis looks like a completely unrealistic version of what you think I would look like if I wasn’t from the freaking Middle East and you get all loopty-legged. I should totally break out the Damning Stick over this, but I’m feeling particularly benevolent this evening. Nobody gets damned, but everybody has to calm the heck down. Listen up, members of the St. Michael’s Church, it’s not me in your tree. I’m not European. Want photos? Continue reading…