Is the Bible indecent?

Posted by Jesus on May 16, 2007

According to this website, the Bible should be banned because it has indecent material in it, including sexual and violent content which has already gotten lesser books banned. Wait, what do you mean you don’t read Chinese? Are you telling me that you’re out there in the world trying to be more like me and you still haven’t learned the language that might help you convert the most populated nation on Earth? Tell me this isn’t a joke. I’m hyperventilating here…I thought you all spoke…oh man…oh man, that’s no good…I gotta call Moses…there goes that plan.