I was right!

Posted by Jerry Falwell on May 22, 2007

God and I have been talking a lot since I came to Heaven, and with Jesus being personally deployed to Iran to handle a couple of messes I’ve been asked to come and say some things to all of you. He didn’t say what to write about though, so I’m going to touch on some things that were important to me during my time with all of you. I’ve been watching the build-up to my funeral, which is scheduled to begin in just a few minutes. If anyone gets a copy of these musings while the funeral is underway I’d like them to be read aloud, since now all of these matters have been completely validated by God Himself. Thanks in advance.

I was right about 9/11. God has even come out and claimed full responsibility for allowing radical Muslims to crash planes into our financial centers. At the heart of the matter are the ACLU, pagans, gays, and feminists. Hey Pat, it turns out we were right! The Antichrist is alive, and he is a Jew. says God. Told you! I guess the good news is that rules out Hillary!

Tinky Winky is indeed gay.

As I’ve been telling you for years, abortion and homosexuality is what got the USA to the point its now at. It’s up to you to carry on my legacy and my crusade to get these things eliminated and to put the country back on the path to God.

Jesus will be back tomorrow, after he takes care of some very clandestine stuff in Iran. I’m not really at liberty to say what he’s doing out there, but I can suggest that Americans quickly examine their hearts and start finding some ways to fight for God within your borders. God says you’re not getting the point. Jesus is in Iran. Put two and two together. Now go outlaw abortion, pronto!

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