Hundreds dead in N. Korea because they’re godless

Posted by Jesus on August 14, 2007

Let me tell you, God has really been on a tear lately. Guys stuck in mines, bridges falling, tornadoes in New York, and more floods than an entire congregation of evangelicals can dance away in an afternoon. The most recent watery lesson was unleashed recently on North Korea, where rampant secularism and poppycockery reigns supreme. According to Yahoo hundreds are dead. According to God the pain has just started.

The way He works is truly magnificent sometimes. He’s always been really good with floods. The famine and disease coming next will be seriously tragic, and the human toll will be utterly catastrophic. I’ve not seen God this excited about His work in several generations. You should all be pleased that He’s stopped flooding you and turned His attention on those godless heathens in North Korea.

He’s got some irons in the fire in the good old USA too though. Don’t think we’ve forgotten about the guys in the mine or the children being tainted by lead paint. Just remember, any little thing you do wrong will be punished by God someday.