Hillary pretends she has faith too

Posted by Jesus on June 5, 2007

Did you guys see the debate with Hillary and Obama and Edwards, the one where they discussed their faith? In case you missed it, here’s a write-up on the event. The most interesting aspect to me, and apparently to CNN as well, was Hillary’s confession that her “faith” helped her through her time with Bill and his infidelities. I’d just like to know what “faith” she’s talking about, because we sure as heck haven’t heard from her up here in the last thirty years or so.

Hillary’s not on good terms with Heaven, and hasn’t been for a long time. She and her husband both have a long and nasty history of sinning and profiting at the expense of others. With the exception of John Edwards, who has been previously damned, no Democrat running for President currently has a smaller chance of getting into Heaven than Hillary Clinton.

Of course she could always get lucky. She could win an election in some smaller nation after she gets thuroughly trounced in the USA next year and use her smaller and less-respectable platform to completely change her life into that of one who actually acknowledges that I once lived on Earth and that her life should be a mimic of my own. She could cure hunger and atheism in a small nation and so win back some of the points she’s lost due to sins in years past, including that one from when she was “experimenting” in college with a few of her dorm-mates.

It’s all really unlikely though. I just don’t like Hillary, and she just doesn’t like me. Until she comes around and stops pretending to have faith there’s just not a lot I can do for her. As of now, she is officially damned.

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