God still hates Paris Hilton
Posted by Jesus on May 22, 2007
Just wanted to follow up on a little thing I talked about earlier. There’s an online petition you can all sign to help keep Paris Hilton in jail for the full 45 days of her sentence. God says anyone who signs it can elect to take 24 hours off anytime in the next year, during which time you won’t be judged for any actions. If any of my regular prayer partners out there have been thinking about a, um, “trip” to Thailand, here’s a great way to pull it off and keep up your relationship with your wife and preacher at the same time. Just saying…
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