“Bong Hits 4 Jesus” kid loses, corrupt judges collect paychecks

Posted by Jesus on June 25, 2007

Six Supreme Court Justices have, as of this morning, been damned to Hell for crimes against Americans. John Roberts, Antonin Scalia, Anthony Kennedy, Clarence Thomas, Stephen Breyer, and Samuel Alito will burn for all eternity for standing by a law which is not only immoral and grounds enough for complete contempt and overthrow of the Federal Government, but also has no better reason for existing but to maintain a crippling and dangerous criminal justice system functioning at high levels.

I’ve talked about the problem here before, so I won’t go into specific details except to say that the Bible is extremely clear on marijuana. It was put on Earth by God Himself, which means that attempts to regulate or criminalize it are tantamount to attempts to regulate or criminalize God. He doesn’t like that. People get damned for far less, so it’s pretty standard procedure to damn any judges who make such pitiful and uninformed decisions.

What I haven’t talked about is man’s obligation to distance themselves from laws which are unjust. Unjust laws, when enforced, create contempt for law enforcement. It’s really a very simple. Either the government can consider their laws more carefully before passing them, or The People can eventually rise up and hang the offenders for crimes against the People. Marijuana was largely made illegal by racist and outright fictional diatribe released by one of the biggest liars ever to be paid by the very people he imprisoned, Harry Anslinger. Anyone who continues to promote its illegality, from Presidents to judges to local cops, is basing their entire position on lies and racism, which in turn places them within the same category. Liars and racists can’t get into Heaven, nor can people who make tertiary decisions based upon these same lies.

Today’s Supreme Court ruling was primarily wrong due to the well-hidden paychecks delivered to some of the justices by people attempting to remove Free Speech from American culture. Their making decisions based on political affiliations and predetermined values is completely unjust, and reason enough for most Americans to simply ignore what they say and act as if they don’t exists. What ‘d really like to see are thousands of “Bong Hits” banners at schools and businesses across America tomorrow in protest. What I’ll actually see is nothing except continued idiocy from what is supposed to be your top court.

Furthermore, should police and elected officials continue to push an anti-Biblical stance on marijuana, they should also be ignored. If a police officer has a tendency to arrest people in possession of the substance, then citizens should cease to pull over when that officer beckons. Those who have no more respect for people than to enforce laws which came about as the result of hate and lies deserve neither the respect nor the authority to detain or interact with the general population. A citizen bound by the Constitution of the United States of America, which is to say all Americans, has no obligation whatsoever to comply with laws which are wholly unjust, and moreover has every right to defend themselves in any manner which is reasonable against attempts to circumvent their freedom through the use of unjust laws

This applies not only on the roads and in your homes, but also to the schools and universities operated under the care of the same government structure. Since your government appears to have decided to continue ignoring the Bible on this matter, I’m calling for a general revolt from all Christians. Light up, in the schools and in your homes. Burn one on the bus, in the subway, at work, and in the courtroom. Fire up your bong, vaporizer, and pipes in your church to demand the elimination of this stupid law. I, Jesus Christ, your personal Lord and Savior, will be sharing a bong full of blueberry-flavored Indica with Moses while we watch to see how this plays out…

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