A conversation overheard in Colorado

Posted by Jesus on June 27, 2007

Most Christians know that Dad and I have the ability to listen to all of you at once. In fact, the machinations of Heaven are largely in place just to keep the few of you who make it here busy. We just play along to seem more human. In any case, sometimes I overhear something in my constant eavesdropping on all of you that just has to get immediate personal attention. Case in point: two drunk and stoned teenagers jumping up and down on a pressurized silo of explosive gas. Read on to hear how their exchange went.

Sam: Hey, you see that Blasphemy Challenge thing on YouTube?
Chris: Yeah, like where they say the one thing that’ll damn them.
Sam: You think that’s real?
Chris: I doubt it. I prayed, like, all the time as a kid and God never did anything for me.
Sam: Yeah, me too…you wanna do it?
Chris: Sure. Like, what do we say?
Sam: We just say, like, I deny the existence of God.
Chris. Is that it?
Sam: Like, I think so.
Chris: Ok. I deny the existence of God!
Sam: Me too! I deny the existence of