Senator Larry Craig is a fag, so God hates him
Posted by Jesus on August 28, 2007
Senator Larry Craig (R-Idaho) was arrested a while back for attempting to engage in homosexual intercourse with an undercover police officer. He denies it, of course, as all good morally bankrupt politicians would, but we all know it’s true. Heck, in case there was really any doubt, Craig has even gone ahead and entered a guilty plea in the case. Not only is he a filthy homosexual deviant who is going to Hell, but he’s also too stupid to even hire a lawyer to attempt to mitigate the damage.
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I’ve been quiet lately about the Michael Vick matter, mostly because we all know he’s going to end up in Hell. You don’t have to be in God’s inner circle to know that training dogs to fight for profit is a sure way to get damned. A story has emerged today though, and I want to say something about it. The NAACP, in its infinite wisdom, is suggesting that Vick be allowed to 
Let me tell you, God has really been on a tear lately. Guys stuck in mines, bridges falling, tornadoes in New York, and more floods than an entire congregation of evangelicals can dance away in an afternoon. The most recent watery lesson was unleashed recently on North Korea, where rampant secularism and poppycockery reigns supreme. According to Yahoo 
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